Reblogged with kind permission.
It’s Santa’n’Summer time so I’m outa here for a few weeks. I’ll catch up with you all in the new year. Here’s a swan-song:
Chestnuts explode in the microwave
Jack Frost dripping down your nose
Yuletide carols being murdered by choirs
And lolcats dressed as Eskimos
That holly-pricks cause blood to flow
(so do gropes at mistletoe)
From Christmas in Oz where we bask on the beach
Seasons goodwill to you.
With apologies to Mel Torme/Robert Wells